Valentine’s Day can feel like a commercial trap, especially for those who prefer a more cynical take on love. If you’re looking to escape the holiday’s saccharine embrace, Polygon has curated a list of anti-romance films that resonate with the disenchanted. Here’s a selection of standout titles and where you can stream them.
Dark Takes on Love
Midsommar (2019) from A24 is a chilling exploration of a couple in crisis. Dani, played by Florence Pugh, grapples with overwhelming loss while her boyfriend Christian, portrayed by Jack Reynor, struggles to end their relationship. Their journey to a Swedish commune for a midsummer festival takes a dark turn, revealing the cult’s unsettling grip on Dani. Watch it on Amazon, Apple TV, and other digital platforms.
Another classic, The War of the Roses (1989), directed by Danny DeVito, features Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner as a couple whose seemingly perfect life unravels. Their petty divorce escalates into a comedic battle of one-upmanship that critiques wealth and privilege. Stream it on Amazon and Apple TV.
Classic Feuds and Twisted Tales
In Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966), Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton portray a couple whose toxic relationship is laid bare during a dinner with unsuspecting guests. This adaptation of Edward Albee’s play remains a benchmark for films about marital discord. Available on Spectrum on Demand and major digital services.
Ready or Not (2019) offers a unique blend of horror and humor as a bride, played by Samara Weaving, is hunted by her new in-laws in a twisted family game. Its clever script and engaging protagonist make it a fun watch, available on FuboTV and FXNow, as well as for rent on various platforms.
Absurdity and Horror
The Lobster (2015) by Yorgos Lanthimos presents a bizarre world where single individuals must find partners or face transformation into animals. Colin Farrell stars in this dark comedy that critiques societal pressures on relationships. Stream it on HBO Max and Amazon.
For those who appreciate neo-noir, The Last Seduction (1994) features Linda Fiorentino as a cunning femme fatale who manipulates her way through a web of deceit. This film is available on Prime Video and other streaming services.
Psychological Thrillers and Dark Comedy
Takashi Miike’s Audition (1999) is a chilling horror film that critiques romantic ideals through a grotesque audition process. Available on Kanopy and Shudder, it’s a must-watch for horror fans.
Finally, Gaslight (1944) remains a classic psychological thriller that explores manipulation in relationships, featuring a tense dynamic between its lead characters. Watch it on XumoPlay and other digital platforms.
Whether you’re seeking horror, dark comedy, or psychological thrillers, these films provide a refreshing counterpoint to the typical Valentine’s Day fare. Stream them and embrace the anti-romance spirit.
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